misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: flawlesstrueperfection: you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe cuz u basic
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
gabilliamqueen: i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking haha guess whos gettin that dick not u me
thenakedeye: When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them, they’re your bestfriend and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them, no one and nothing else can compare. -how i met your mother
kneecoleoh: im-simply-me: squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. Relevant. My...